A Scary Day for Jan. (aka Poo Poo Head)

Today I was at the office in a boring meeting...
It was like in the Snoopy cartoon when the teacher is talking and all you hear is, "wrah blah warh blah...."
and a blinking icon on my computer caught my attention.
It was Jan MSN'ing me in a traumatized state...

She was at lunch downtown in a little secluded park - her sanctuary - she was reading her book, basking in the sun, no on around... when a crazy man came sneaking into her little area...
He pulls out a gun, points it at her, and then laughs...
Jan - with her cool sunglasses on - playing it non-chalant - is traumatized.

But don't worry we're not moving away... men with guns, rats chewing on our toes... will not deter us from leaving this beautiful amazing city!