Selachophobia
Selachophobia... That's what I have! AND I'm not the only one...
It appears many famous people have it too... check out this blog... http://tymkehl.blogspot.com/ -- thanks to Michelle - who forwarded me this blog site to let me know I'm not alone!
posted by Susa The Great @ 3:58 PM
2 Comments:
Selachophobia? Famous people, too? Noooooo. Yeah, well, what do you expect? I'm not sure there are many people (famous or not) who would be pleased to be visited by something that weighs way more than you, is far better at swimming than you, has way more teeth than the wolf in "Little Red Riding Hood", has absolutely no regard for the superiority of humans, and wants to even out the food chain thing wherever it can (snap, snap, munch, munch...that's all, folks...)
Some tuna may be "Chicken of the Sea" (inadvertently made more famous by Jessica Simpson on her 'reality' show: "Is it chicken, or is it tuna?"), but put a person... famous or not... in the water as a perceived snack by this vicious instrument of death, and there you have it: Chicken IN the sea. Don't care who it is. Chicken. A screaming one. Very loud. Maybe they do think we taste like chicken. Because we are.
What a comforting thought! Thanks.
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