Mr T
FIRST - I must say, this city is so amazing... it was a clear sunny day... the flowers are blooming the trees are in full bloom, the grass is long, lush and so green... the mountains so vibrant and big looking... the ocean so blue (well minus the green slim) and vast...
So, I heard it snowed in Edmonton yesterday. Yeah that's too bad.
OK... I must clarify some misconceptions that many seem to be having.
Earlier I mentioned a story about Mr T... the telus man... that took my number and wanted to go out on a date.
I may not have been very articulate in the previous entry.
I DID NOT DATE THE TELUS MAN... Nor do I plan too...
He joined Janet, Scott and Me for one nite out to the core of Vancouvers nite life.
That's it... nothing else to tell...
I hope that clears up any confusion about that.
SO, Janet is sitting on my bed eatting a bowl of cereal watching me as I type this and then ever once and a while laughs (not sure at what - perhaps the voices in her head are tell jokes again)... as milk drips out of the corners of her mouth.
OK now Janet has just left and then returned with a toliet bowl brush (a new one - she just purchased tonite) and is under my blankets trying to scrub my legs...
The voices are getting louder in her head telling her to do strang things...
Well at least my legs are clean now.
I must sign off for now and go see where Janet has gone too... make sure that the voices are not making her run around our apartment building with boxers shorts on her head... or something like that.
3 Comments:
Funny how I wasn't even home last night... you're not just hearing voices Sus - now you're imagining things too!
Please - people out there - CALL HER. I think she needs some companionship or something. The Telus guy went to Europe for a few weeks.
And to set the record straight, I don't even eat cereal - ESPECIALLY at night.
Now Poo Poo...
That was the other 'you' that was sitting on my bed last nite and scrubbing me with the toliet brush and eatting cereal!
Jan has had a split personality for a little while... many of you may not have know this... But it's okay it can be controlled with special blue pills that I put in her coffee every morning!
AND yes the Telus guy is gone to Europe for a few weeks BUT I'm not dating him... nor do I ever plan to see him again. - For the record :)
You're having hallucinations, Jan has an evil twin sister who is obsessive about cleanliness so you are giving her Viagara and protesting too much about the Telus guy...
Listening to your conversation is better than any drugs I've ever taken! But how would I know about drugs? I never tried drugs. Couldn't handle them. So I overdosed on real life and got really messed up.
Now I am living somewhere in west Mess-a-smoka. Kinda like moving to Vancouver but without the view.
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